Tony is finally off, and I will be making a more regular return.

Stranger things have happened.

Only one of those headlines is fake. Every time the media sensationalises a story an angel gets its wings.

Ruth Kelly: what the papers say

It has been three days since the anointed one took his position at the helm of the Tory party. After a wealth of front page news, including two consecutive covers from the Guardian the second for just removing his tie.

His first point of call was to create a Social Justice Policy Group, to look into ways at creating social justice, note there is no policy just a group to think about policies. A month ago during his campaign Cameron was so committed to social justice that he attacked the charity Christian Aid for describing free trade as a tsunami, in his capitalism will save the world speech as exemplifying a "cultural hostility to capitalism" and that there was a need for a "campaign for capitalism". Must be because all of the public mental and physical environment that is saturated by a push for consumption that politics now needs to advertise how much their business interests over ride the needs of the nation.

Second point of call was to set out a long list of policies concerning the environment, no wait, he set up the Quality of Life Policy Group to look into environmental policies based around taking action on climate change, but not actually doing anything just yet. Ironically one of the heads of his green cabal is Zac Goldsmith, the £300 million anti-capitalist environmentalist. Confused yet?

Cameron isn't done, this is just part of his six point plan to set up six groups to give him the policies that he didn't have but won the leadership election anyway, even Blair believed in something, Cameron is utterly devoid of substance which is to be expected for a former PR man.

He'll probably win the next election, or he will be completely destroyed by the Labour spin machine and the Lib Dems will continue their march into obscurity.

Oh and George Osborne looks like he wears lip gloss and has a nose shaped like a penis...

Vote Tory.