December 25, 2005
Alternative Christmas Message
A Brem Brem, a ring ding ding ding ding, a ring Ding Ding Dingdemgdemg, a ring ding ding ding ding. Ring ding. Baa-Baa. Ring ding ding ding ding, a Ring Ding Ding Dingdemgdemg, a ring ding ding ding ding, a Bram ba am baba weeeeeee...
"How can there be peace when drunkards, drug dealers, communists, atheists, New Age worshipers of Satan, secular humanists, oppressive dictators, greedy money changers, revolutionary assassins, adulterers, and homosexuals are on top?" - Pat Robertson
August 28, 2005
Pat-a-Hate
Please, oh please will someone invite Pat Robertson to come
to Britain, I'd so enjoy watching Charles Clarke back peddle on his Islamic ASBOs. His racial derisive finger pointing probably
wont apply to a Christian televangelist who believes in a New
World Order of 'European bankers who ordered the assassination of
President Lincoln, to Karl Marx, to the British bankers who funded the Soviet
KGB'.
If you haven't noticed what has been going on, this is what he originally said - "You know, I don't know about this doctrine of assassination, but if he thinks we're trying to assassinate him, I think that we really ought to go ahead and do it. It's a whole lot cheaper than starting a war. And I don't think any oil shipments will stop. But this man is a terrific danger and the United ... This is in our sphere of influence, so we can't let this happen. We have the Monroe Doctrine, we have other doctrines that we have announced. And without question, this is a dangerous enemy to our south, controlling a huge pool of oil, that could hurt us very badly. We have the ability to take him out, and I think the time has come that we exercise that ability. We don't need another $200 billion war to get rid of one, you know, strong-arm dictator. It's a whole lot easier to have some of the covert operatives do the job and then get it over with."
Then he about it - "Wait a minute, I didn't say 'assassination.' I said our special forces should, quote, "take him out," and "take him out" can be a number of things including kidnapping. There are a number of ways to take out a dictator from power besides killing him. I was misinterpreted by the AP, but that happens all the time."
The Chavez response was "he has expressed the desire of the elite that governs the United States. If something happens to me, the responsible one will be George W. Bush."
Robertson, Chavez and Bush - An unholy trinity
US campaign to ring Chavez alarm fails to resonate
If you haven't noticed what has been going on, this is what he originally said - "You know, I don't know about this doctrine of assassination, but if he thinks we're trying to assassinate him, I think that we really ought to go ahead and do it. It's a whole lot cheaper than starting a war. And I don't think any oil shipments will stop. But this man is a terrific danger and the United ... This is in our sphere of influence, so we can't let this happen. We have the Monroe Doctrine, we have other doctrines that we have announced. And without question, this is a dangerous enemy to our south, controlling a huge pool of oil, that could hurt us very badly. We have the ability to take him out, and I think the time has come that we exercise that ability. We don't need another $200 billion war to get rid of one, you know, strong-arm dictator. It's a whole lot easier to have some of the covert operatives do the job and then get it over with."
Then he about it - "Wait a minute, I didn't say 'assassination.' I said our special forces should, quote, "take him out," and "take him out" can be a number of things including kidnapping. There are a number of ways to take out a dictator from power besides killing him. I was misinterpreted by the AP, but that happens all the time."
The Chavez response was "he has expressed the desire of the elite that governs the United States. If something happens to me, the responsible one will be George W. Bush."
Robertson, Chavez and Bush - An unholy trinity
US campaign to ring Chavez alarm fails to resonate
July 03, 2005
What Would Reagan Do?
Regan won what? Disney funded Discovery Channel's 'Greatest American' poll, oh
right. No really who won? Ronald... Who else was on the list? Oprah? Don't
joke about things like that, oh you weren't, ok who else? Einstein? He was
German wasn't he? Anyway why did Reagan win?
Helped end the Cold war? Hate to tell you this it never finished, Russia went Democratic and not much else has changed, if the US starts building mini-nukes so will Russia, China and Russia criticise American foreign policy, the US hints at sanctions on Russia companies in Iran and don't forget their influence in former Soviet states including the poisoning of Victor Yushchenko.
The economic recovery? Ah Reaganomics, the trickle down economy, what is now commonly known as neo-liberal economics, it just might be one of the most oppressive and biased form of economics that has ever existed. The basis is privatise everything, encourage investment while the investors get rich they will put their capital back into the economy and we will all see the benefits. It hasn't happened that way, aside from influencing laws in the US, it has led to the collapse of economies and the destruction of infrastructures from Asia to South America. This form of economic rape also has its dissconntents, seen at protests in Seattle to Genoa and keep an eye on the upcoming G8 summit in Gleneagles.
His ultimate tome, and what the world remember the Gipper for is his foreign policy. He helped arm Iraq weapons that were used on both Iran and the Kurds, helped arm Osama, the Taliban and the Mujahideen and intervened in Angola, Cambodia, Costa Rica, El Salvador (Est 40, 000 dead), Guatemala (100 to 200 thousand dead), Honduras (200 disappeared) and Nicaragua (40 - 50 thousand dead) all that to name but a few. Sources (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)
"Finally my prayer got through, I was on hold with that prayer for about eight years with fucking Reagan. God help us, God are you there? Surely this is a really bad fucking joke God. This B actor, idiot, fucking illiterate bozo looking fuck can't be the President of the country can he God? Not really. Reach your hands down from the clouds and pinch my butt, make sure I'm not DREAMING" - Bill Hicks
Helped end the Cold war? Hate to tell you this it never finished, Russia went Democratic and not much else has changed, if the US starts building mini-nukes so will Russia, China and Russia criticise American foreign policy, the US hints at sanctions on Russia companies in Iran and don't forget their influence in former Soviet states including the poisoning of Victor Yushchenko.
The economic recovery? Ah Reaganomics, the trickle down economy, what is now commonly known as neo-liberal economics, it just might be one of the most oppressive and biased form of economics that has ever existed. The basis is privatise everything, encourage investment while the investors get rich they will put their capital back into the economy and we will all see the benefits. It hasn't happened that way, aside from influencing laws in the US, it has led to the collapse of economies and the destruction of infrastructures from Asia to South America. This form of economic rape also has its dissconntents, seen at protests in Seattle to Genoa and keep an eye on the upcoming G8 summit in Gleneagles.
His ultimate tome, and what the world remember the Gipper for is his foreign policy. He helped arm Iraq weapons that were used on both Iran and the Kurds, helped arm Osama, the Taliban and the Mujahideen and intervened in Angola, Cambodia, Costa Rica, El Salvador (Est 40, 000 dead), Guatemala (100 to 200 thousand dead), Honduras (200 disappeared) and Nicaragua (40 - 50 thousand dead) all that to name but a few. Sources (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)
"Finally my prayer got through, I was on hold with that prayer for about eight years with fucking Reagan. God help us, God are you there? Surely this is a really bad fucking joke God. This B actor, idiot, fucking illiterate bozo looking fuck can't be the President of the country can he God? Not really. Reach your hands down from the clouds and pinch my butt, make sure I'm not DREAMING" - Bill Hicks
June 05, 2005
Jesus Saves
It has happened, the final death throws of an archaic 2000
year old cult. It's a commodity, a lifestyle magazine choice, Christianity has
become a fad diet.
Bible Inspires Florida Doctor's 'Jesus Diet'
What has to be forgotten is they ate what was available, walked everywhere, and had a lot of gatherings with free booze...
Bible Inspires Florida Doctor's 'Jesus Diet'
What has to be forgotten is they ate what was available, walked everywhere, and had a lot of gatherings with free booze...
January 15, 2005
Dead From The Wallet Down
The return of celebrity big brother has left me gasping for air while colleagues and co-workers discuss the finer points of John McCriricks nose picking or the intricate workings of Jacqui Stallones plastic surgery that makes her look like a cross between Pruneface and Lips Manlis from Dick Tracy.
I’m unable to escape this carnival of mediocrity it isn’t just television, famous for being famous is more common than syphilis from irrelevant out dated monarchs to more tenuous fame by association daughter of a hotelier with less intelligence than a garden snail and an attraction to home video entertaining.
It has happened, in the ever increasing cult of celebrity that has proven that evolution for many has reached an all time high water mark, the wave has broken the only direction from here is down. A former PR agent extracting seamen from a pig and a now bankrupt man who believed he would become Britain’s Will Smith getting colonic irrigation on national television was low think how the media corporations will have to out do this putrid denominator.
I see two possible features firstly fake premiers and award ceremonies will be staged inviting the full range of non entities and whoremongers once the faux occasion is finished the limos will be replaced black vans and a private army of like minded people will round up the suspect famous like the cattle they are and remove them to awaiting planes to be taken to an island. All the while they think this is a new program once dumped onto the deserted dirt clod in the ocean they will simply be left there to think they are being filmed but with no one watching they will cease to exist.
The second will be the reality television of celebrity hunt anyone of no
discernable talent appears in the public eye by virtue of doing nothing to
improve humanity will be bounty hunted by masked members of the public will
rewards given for hits, kill shots and dismembered body parts. Any celebs that
last the allotted time frame get a full parade in front of millions of people
place on a pedestal to make their speech and shot in the back of the
head.
"I'm a false icon! The media collaborate in promoting my
superficial lifestyle as somehow more valid, more worthy of attention than your
lives!
You're more interested in my shoe size or who I am shagging this
week than you are in the infection vectors of the bovine spongiform encephalitis
that's turning your Dad's brain to travel soap" - King Mob in The Invisibles by Grant
Morrison
July 11, 2003
Ha
Three Stories That Have Amused
Me
The most amusing thing about the Diana charity going tits up isn't the ghastly thought of Diana's body in the lead lined coffin because of the body being five days old in August, you get the picture but the outrage of Dr Purkis at being counter sued. If they just left the Franklin Mint to continue producing effigies none of this would have happened, they took them to court in the US the home of suing and the home of the mint first mistake, they lost second and most fatal mistake.
Crisis at Diana charity
The debate continues, one of these little fuckers was on Sky News this morning and put me in the most wonderful spitting feathers mood he said he welcomed homosexuals into his church but he'd advise them on their 'choices' in life read preach. He also used the phrase 'but the Bible says' several times by putting his stock into a book written in Hebrew translated into Greek then into Latin and finally into English, yeah perfect translation triple figure alphabet into one with less than thirty.
Let me obey blindly while relieving me from independent thought and taking responsibility for my own actions...
Perhaps Christ walking on water was nothing more than the disciples in a boat rowing really fast pulling along a laughing Jesus with the first known pair of water skis or the fisherman had taken heroic doses of magic mushrooms and i was really a tiny water boatman skimming across the surface...
Reform
They don't like women much either.
The most amusing thing about the Diana charity going tits up isn't the ghastly thought of Diana's body in the lead lined coffin because of the body being five days old in August, you get the picture but the outrage of Dr Purkis at being counter sued. If they just left the Franklin Mint to continue producing effigies none of this would have happened, they took them to court in the US the home of suing and the home of the mint first mistake, they lost second and most fatal mistake.
Crisis at Diana charity
The debate continues, one of these little fuckers was on Sky News this morning and put me in the most wonderful spitting feathers mood he said he welcomed homosexuals into his church but he'd advise them on their 'choices' in life read preach. He also used the phrase 'but the Bible says' several times by putting his stock into a book written in Hebrew translated into Greek then into Latin and finally into English, yeah perfect translation triple figure alphabet into one with less than thirty.
Let me obey blindly while relieving me from independent thought and taking responsibility for my own actions...
Perhaps Christ walking on water was nothing more than the disciples in a boat rowing really fast pulling along a laughing Jesus with the first known pair of water skis or the fisherman had taken heroic doses of magic mushrooms and i was really a tiny water boatman skimming across the surface...
Reform
They don't like women much either.
June 21, 2003
Unyielding
Cutting Through the Crap so you Don't Have
too
What tiny glimmer of hope there was for the mainstream media and their jumping on the lack of weapons in Iraq has been severely dispelled by this week’s flurry of shitty seamen overflowing from the altar of CUNTs.
Harry Potter - Never read it, don't intend on reading it. The Independent did a worst books list Jonathan Meades nominated Harry Potter taking the opinion "I think they are absolute shit, just terrible, worse than Enid Blyton... It's like they're written by focus group. J K Rowling is the sub-literary analogue of Tony Blair."
David Beckham - Kicks a ball, and in a more in-depth football analysis he has no pace, no discernable skill, only scores from one in five free kicks per game other than that has no personality his meeting with Mandela put any doubts that there was a brain I there six feet under. He is not a genius, Einstein was a genius.
Prince William - Famous by birth, his mother was a fruit loop and he has all of her media whoring tendencies just waiting to burst forth, evidence of this is the selective interviews he has given surrounding his birthday. The only time you may ever refer to me as Republican is in terms of the British Monarchy. Best thing he could do for this country is to place a gun in his mouth feel the big black cock of death cold in his mouth as it discharges its contents into his brainstem.
Royal correspondences are the lowest of all journalists they follow royalty like a gabble of groupies masturbating over the tiniest detail and reflected glory they can garner from an archaic dead system of governance, in this country at least.
Laura Sadler - With a CV including such artistic pinnacles of Grange Hill and Holby City never winning an award for actorial excellence for either and will be unheard of by the other 5.005 billion inhabitants of this planet, the only praise she should receive is a Darwin Award for removing her genetic material via an act of insurmountable stupidity.
The world doesn't need more actors but I'm sure it's a great tragedy...
What tiny glimmer of hope there was for the mainstream media and their jumping on the lack of weapons in Iraq has been severely dispelled by this week’s flurry of shitty seamen overflowing from the altar of CUNTs.
Harry Potter - Never read it, don't intend on reading it. The Independent did a worst books list Jonathan Meades nominated Harry Potter taking the opinion "I think they are absolute shit, just terrible, worse than Enid Blyton... It's like they're written by focus group. J K Rowling is the sub-literary analogue of Tony Blair."
David Beckham - Kicks a ball, and in a more in-depth football analysis he has no pace, no discernable skill, only scores from one in five free kicks per game other than that has no personality his meeting with Mandela put any doubts that there was a brain I there six feet under. He is not a genius, Einstein was a genius.
Prince William - Famous by birth, his mother was a fruit loop and he has all of her media whoring tendencies just waiting to burst forth, evidence of this is the selective interviews he has given surrounding his birthday. The only time you may ever refer to me as Republican is in terms of the British Monarchy. Best thing he could do for this country is to place a gun in his mouth feel the big black cock of death cold in his mouth as it discharges its contents into his brainstem.
Royal correspondences are the lowest of all journalists they follow royalty like a gabble of groupies masturbating over the tiniest detail and reflected glory they can garner from an archaic dead system of governance, in this country at least.
Laura Sadler - With a CV including such artistic pinnacles of Grange Hill and Holby City never winning an award for actorial excellence for either and will be unheard of by the other 5.005 billion inhabitants of this planet, the only praise she should receive is a Darwin Award for removing her genetic material via an act of insurmountable stupidity.
The world doesn't need more actors but I'm sure it's a great tragedy...
May 14, 2003
Amnesia
How Very Convenient
Private Jessica Lynch apparently has amnesia just as claims about her ordeal and experiences of an Iraqi hospital are contradicted by staff who treated Lynch and even went as far as to call her a 'friend', hardly the tales the of torture and interrogation blasted across the airwaves but it's also worth remembering the rescue happened on April fools day. Someone is having a laugh and we may never know who.
"But one U.S. official said: "she basically has amnesia, and has mentally blocked out the horrible things we strongly believe she went through."
Physically, sources say Lynch appears to have been beaten up pretty badly and is still in immense pain." - Fox News
"We carefully moved her out of intensive care and into an ambulance and began to drive to the Americans, who were just one kilometre away. But when the ambulance got within 300 metres, they began to shoot.
"We all became friends with her, we liked her so much," Houssona said. "Especially because we all speak a little English, we were able to assure her the whole time that there was no danger, that she would go home soon." Initial reports indicated Lynch had been shot and stabbed after emptying her weapon in a pitched battle when her unit, the U.S. Army's 507th Ordnance Maintenance Company, was ambushed after its convoy became lost near Nasiriya.
A few days after her release, Lynch's father told reporters none of the wounds were battle-related. The Iraqi doctors are more specific. Houssona said the injuries were blunt in nature, possible stemming from a fall from her vehicle." - Toronto Star
Private Jessica Lynch apparently has amnesia just as claims about her ordeal and experiences of an Iraqi hospital are contradicted by staff who treated Lynch and even went as far as to call her a 'friend', hardly the tales the of torture and interrogation blasted across the airwaves but it's also worth remembering the rescue happened on April fools day. Someone is having a laugh and we may never know who.
"But one U.S. official said: "she basically has amnesia, and has mentally blocked out the horrible things we strongly believe she went through."
Physically, sources say Lynch appears to have been beaten up pretty badly and is still in immense pain." - Fox News
"We carefully moved her out of intensive care and into an ambulance and began to drive to the Americans, who were just one kilometre away. But when the ambulance got within 300 metres, they began to shoot.
"We all became friends with her, we liked her so much," Houssona said. "Especially because we all speak a little English, we were able to assure her the whole time that there was no danger, that she would go home soon." Initial reports indicated Lynch had been shot and stabbed after emptying her weapon in a pitched battle when her unit, the U.S. Army's 507th Ordnance Maintenance Company, was ambushed after its convoy became lost near Nasiriya.
A few days after her release, Lynch's father told reporters none of the wounds were battle-related. The Iraqi doctors are more specific. Houssona said the injuries were blunt in nature, possible stemming from a fall from her vehicle." - Toronto Star
May 11, 2003
Laugh
I Laughed
For the PR Prime Minister who rules through a network of focus groups and spin, who surrounds himself with sycophants telling him he’s doing 'a good job' shielded from the opinions of the nation it will come as no surprise that the man that smiles with his mouth and not with his eyes was voted worst Briton.
Other notable positions were occupied by the following -
1. Tony Blair
10. The Queen
21. Charlotte Church
35. Harry Potter
99. Iain Duncan Smith (Poor bastard isn't even popular enough to be hated)
100 Worst Britons - The Results
For the PR Prime Minister who rules through a network of focus groups and spin, who surrounds himself with sycophants telling him he’s doing 'a good job' shielded from the opinions of the nation it will come as no surprise that the man that smiles with his mouth and not with his eyes was voted worst Briton.
Other notable positions were occupied by the following -
1. Tony Blair
10. The Queen
21. Charlotte Church
35. Harry Potter
99. Iain Duncan Smith (Poor bastard isn't even popular enough to be hated)
100 Worst Britons - The Results
May 03, 2003
Celeb
Apparently Worshiping the CUNTs is a
Disease
The amount of celebrity magazines that highlight the mundane mediocrity of 'real' life is seemingly as endless as the barrage of images of picture perfect humanoids airbrushed to faultlessness pushing women towards routines of binge and purge, fad diets and at worst anorexia, bulimia and possible death from starvation, and men into a regime of exercise that would have them giving birth to triplets without a bead of sweat or visible stretch mark and sucking their own dicks in the mirrors of delusion.
Obsess about the self indulgent, egotistical, narcissistic, insecure flesh bags whose only asset is the ability to pretend to be someone else’s characters in somebody else's vision and version of a story that gives a docile populous ninety minutes of ejaculate in order to escape their own lives? I DON'T FUCKING THINK SO!!!
Mad Icon Disease
"Honestly, if you prefer to talk only about reality – war, disease, poverty, murder, misery, politics, corporate theft, duct tape – I'd venture to say you're crazier than anyone who ever held a vigil at Graceland or showed up at a sci fi convention."
Hail the crazies I say, may they inherit the Earth while the rest watch their subjugation on TV.
Brought to you in association with The People Who Hate People Party and Fair Trade Coffee.
The amount of celebrity magazines that highlight the mundane mediocrity of 'real' life is seemingly as endless as the barrage of images of picture perfect humanoids airbrushed to faultlessness pushing women towards routines of binge and purge, fad diets and at worst anorexia, bulimia and possible death from starvation, and men into a regime of exercise that would have them giving birth to triplets without a bead of sweat or visible stretch mark and sucking their own dicks in the mirrors of delusion.
Obsess about the self indulgent, egotistical, narcissistic, insecure flesh bags whose only asset is the ability to pretend to be someone else’s characters in somebody else's vision and version of a story that gives a docile populous ninety minutes of ejaculate in order to escape their own lives? I DON'T FUCKING THINK SO!!!
Mad Icon Disease
"Honestly, if you prefer to talk only about reality – war, disease, poverty, murder, misery, politics, corporate theft, duct tape – I'd venture to say you're crazier than anyone who ever held a vigil at Graceland or showed up at a sci fi convention."
Hail the crazies I say, may they inherit the Earth while the rest watch their subjugation on TV.
Brought to you in association with The People Who Hate People Party and Fair Trade Coffee.
April 29, 2003
Inductees
Two New Inductees to CUNTs
The first new inductee is the women on the end on one of the most blatant morale boosting exercise ever seen, this modern day damsel in distress story fronted by a photogenic female lead and American Special Forces occupying the testosterone dripping heroic roles.
The event had Americans whooping at their TV screens but don't forget the timing of the story, just before it broke a car full of civilians were gun downed at a check point by US marines, the Bush administration has turned me into the most sceptical cynic but hey it makes for good reading. The other thing to highlight is that when the American POWs were freed the black women amongst them didn't get this kind of attention, come to think of it I couldn't even tell you her name.
From the back of Sunday's Independent - "She was captured by the Iraqi's on 24 March and rescued on 1 April. So how come it is whispered, two domains (jessicalynch.com and .net) were registered on 17 March? And, by a PR firm with US navy links?"
Alas it does go on to mention a link to Miss New York pageant but the current culture of fear and propaganda has me unconvinced.
It was only a matter of time before the next entrant did something worthy of CUNTs, while attempting to cling onto the coat tails of his sisters 15 minutes who coincidentally is already a member. I may start a book based on how long it will take for people to become tired of the Osbourne's lets be honest Ozzy is a walking corpse, it took me two episodes to become bored of the incessant swearing and brat behaviour of his hell spawn.
Jack Osbourne In Rehab
I almost feel sorry for the cunt, no, wait, I don't.
The first new inductee is the women on the end on one of the most blatant morale boosting exercise ever seen, this modern day damsel in distress story fronted by a photogenic female lead and American Special Forces occupying the testosterone dripping heroic roles.
The event had Americans whooping at their TV screens but don't forget the timing of the story, just before it broke a car full of civilians were gun downed at a check point by US marines, the Bush administration has turned me into the most sceptical cynic but hey it makes for good reading. The other thing to highlight is that when the American POWs were freed the black women amongst them didn't get this kind of attention, come to think of it I couldn't even tell you her name.
From the back of Sunday's Independent - "She was captured by the Iraqi's on 24 March and rescued on 1 April. So how come it is whispered, two domains (jessicalynch.com and .net) were registered on 17 March? And, by a PR firm with US navy links?"
Alas it does go on to mention a link to Miss New York pageant but the current culture of fear and propaganda has me unconvinced.
It was only a matter of time before the next entrant did something worthy of CUNTs, while attempting to cling onto the coat tails of his sisters 15 minutes who coincidentally is already a member. I may start a book based on how long it will take for people to become tired of the Osbourne's lets be honest Ozzy is a walking corpse, it took me two episodes to become bored of the incessant swearing and brat behaviour of his hell spawn.
Jack Osbourne In Rehab
I almost feel sorry for the cunt, no, wait, I don't.
January 21, 2003
Packaged
Robbie Williams says that internet piracy is 'great', Culture
minister Kim Howells accuses him of supporting prostitution and drug running. If
there ever was an over reaction of colossal proportions this is
it:
"In saying that piracy is a 'great idea', Williams is doing the work for international gangs involved in drugs and prostitution who find music piracy an excellent way of laundering their profits."
Does she mean gangs of people sitting at home behind their computers all over the world?
Government 'appalled' by Robbie's views
"In saying that piracy is a 'great idea', Williams is doing the work for international gangs involved in drugs and prostitution who find music piracy an excellent way of laundering their profits."
Does she mean gangs of people sitting at home behind their computers all over the world?
Government 'appalled' by Robbie's views
January 04, 2003
Smile
The most amusing thing about this next piece isn't really the
story itself (although it is amusing) but the people who took the time and
effort to come up with most original insult 'fat bitch', as I am sure you are
aware that they all have girlfriends and six pack abs.
Kelly Osbourne Booed By NYC Crowd, Badmouths Billy Corgan
Kelly Osbourne Booed By NYC Crowd, Badmouths Billy Corgan
Dihorea
The Award Goes too...
In a battle of brat supremacy the decision of Little Jimmy Krankie Award shall be left to you (Ed - nobody will vote and you'll look silly), use the comments to post your vote, I'll leave it up somewhere next update and probably forget about it.
In a battle of brat supremacy the decision of Little Jimmy Krankie Award shall be left to you (Ed - nobody will vote and you'll look silly), use the comments to post your vote, I'll leave it up somewhere next update and probably forget about it.
To finish today's diatribe and complete your transition into eating food again it is Little Jimmy Krankie dressed as early 90's Madonna, think its time I went and wiped my verbal arse. Continued Monday with New Years Revolutions and Parasite.